You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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