you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Randomize
