was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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