im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It's no shave November. This is our time.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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