So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
