Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Come see our sink grown plant.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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