Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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