A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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