sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I AM VODKA MAN
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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