I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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