Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Text me some of your sweat
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