did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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