Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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