Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Drake has all the answers
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
