I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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