So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
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