Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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