Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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