let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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