I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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