do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I don't deserve a penis
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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