okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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