Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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