She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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