shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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