So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
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