I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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