the new term for farting is butt boxing.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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