it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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