Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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