Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Duck Duck Cougar?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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