sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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