just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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