Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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