Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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