My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I got inside last night via doggy door
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
