need another drink. this is the easiest way
Buhtt sex?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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