I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I wannas sexs uuuuu
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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