Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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