The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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