I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
