I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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