i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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