Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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