No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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