he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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