do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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