dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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