It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
My balls are so social today.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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