how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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