All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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