oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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