I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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